Current Statistics: Wrapping a Present

Things overturned on kitchen table:
Vase of flowers
Soda
Candle (burning)

Things that temporarily bound fingers together:
Tape
Glue
String

Things jabbed into various body parts:
Scissors
Awl
Teeth-things on tape dispenser
Flowers, somehow

Things currently on floor:
Flower petals
Tape
Glue
String
Paper
One present (wrapped [badly])